If you col­lect­ed 100 girls in their 20s at ran­dom from all across Japan — from the frozen back­wa­ters of Hokkai­do to the beach huts of Oki­nawa — and put them in the same room, only six of them could claim to pos­sess zero Louis Vuit­ton items. To be per­fect­ly fair to all the experts who keeps repeat­ing this sta­tis­tic as unas­sail­able fact, 94.3% is total­ly and utter­ly impos­si­ble.