Why does Emmy wait thou­sands of years only to set­tle on Bland­rew McCarthy? What does she want? Why does she flee an arranged mar­riage only to com­plete­ly sup­pli­cate to the will of this pasty nin­com­poop? Why is she even a man­nequin to begin with? Was this movie the result of two dif­fer­ent screen­plays forced togeth­er? If Emmy returns to man­nequin form the moment any­one sees her, what hap­pens to Jonathan’s penis when they get caught hav­ing sex?